Satire was what I had in mind when I started out so if that came through then I'm happy; I'm glad you like it and for sure I had some enjoyment in the writing process.

I understand the nut thing of course, but that wouldn't have made for a good post I think...you know, "hey, nuts may cause allergic reactions in some people," and I understand some of the differences between when I was a kid and nowadays because I've been in both places/times...I just wanted to have some fun because if I don't I'd disappear and never write here again.

I'm really please you saw it as intended and thanks for some other input around the pesticides and additives issue which plagues us all.