Could you imagine if there was fucken sand in hospitals? My worst nightmare! Lol.
It's a pity you have to go to the hospital now and then, I do too actually, but we have to do stuff like that sometimes, stuff we don't enjoy. It's just a good thing there's no bloody sand in there!
I am also not very fond going to the graveyards. I am not religious and don't believe in things like a soul or after life so I see the whole expensive funerals and taking care of graves thing as a waste. After I will I die I would like to be given to the wild animals as food. I believe Diogenes also had the same wish. I just fear that animals would get accustomed to human meat and would be more aggressive afterwards...
That's a good plan, or they could throw you in the vegetable garden so that as you decompose you could fertilise the ground. A perfect use for a dead body.