There are a lot of ways that the broken chair could have made me bleed but I fell inside of it just perfectly so that nothing happened other than me being briefly embarrassed.
I am a bit afraid of seafood to be honest because I have been food poisoned a few times in my life and one of the really bad ones came from oysters. I'm more of a beef guy but we have pretty poor quality beef over here, which is a shame.
When i lived in the States I very rarely ate any sort of seafood so I can totally get how people, especially people that live in the middle like you do, don't indulge very often. Crab legs are pretty great though and we don't have those here at all because as far as I know those only come from Alaska.