Stand Up Comedy: Come Into My Brain....

Hello my people people, how's you doing, hehehe.

I was just resting after doing nothing and some thoughts stroke my mind, I was still thinking about it when I decided to bring you all inside my brain....

Have you taken time to think about some of the popular quotes you hear everyday, I bet you that when you do and take them literally, you'll be awwwed and will be left in amazement asking yourself nothing but the question,
Who even started this, lol.*

Take for instance...

Everyday Is For The Thief, One Day Is For The Owner

There's something I don't understand with this quote because if I get to the market for instance to get a laptop, I am buying that laptop for my personal use and that's what each and every one of us thinks also but then, the quote is making it look like whenever we are buying something that we are buying it specifically for the thief that might steal it, so why is the quote not restructured this way...

Everyday Is For The Owner, One Day Is For The Thief.

I will ask around to find out on my end, so you do so too, hehehe.

Now for the motivators when they want to do their motivating job that earns them no salary, they will tell you to ....

Dream Big

Now you listened to the advise and you're now dreaming, infact, before you go to bed, you structure your mind to the kind of dreams you want and close your eyes to Dream Big of course just to get motivated....

Now another set of motivators still trying to motivate the same you who is already getting motivated will tell you...

Stop Dreaming And Start Doing

But why will you stop dreaming, lol.
Start doing what exactly...?

I was thinking I have to Dream Big first before you do anything, now this person is telling you to start doing and stop dreaming.

I am now confused of who is trying to genuinely motivate me and who exactly is trying to deny me my sleep

For this particular one, I won't ask around, I'll stick with the one that entails me sleeping because I love sleeping, lol

Do you know the history of examination malpractice called expo in swag?

Let me tell you the history... listen attentively,oops, I'm not talking but writing, ehmmm.. look carefully then, lol

Grab your popcorn....
You remember when after writing dictations the teacher says, "pass your book to your neighbors and collect his own for you to mark and score?"

That was it.... People then knew it was possible to get 10/10 even when you don't know it.

How will my neighbor mark bad for me and still go home that day with his two legs?

He will give me my book and I'll do the correction before he marks it.. that's it, that's when it all started.

We will then be pretending to be writing the ones we don't know whereas the space is empty so that when I will be copying the right one from the board, I won't have to cancel the wrong one I spelt and it will look very neat, hahaha.

Source

Drops The Mic That I Never Picked

Thanks for reading and have a beautiful Sunday celebration

Thanks for reading and have a nice Sunday ahead.👍