If things are expensive at your place, I won’t mind hosting you here so you could travel all the way from wherever you are to come and experience this my emergency cuisine. (Don’t worry about your transportation, you can use style to start a walk-athon)
Aunty please talk to me directly....

*"No wonder the ocean has dried up"
I love how your friends used to tease you and this is exactly what my friends would have told me too or even worse...