What do you call a hippo who says something and does the complete opposite? A hippocrite Credit: reddit @zakludick, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of new.things
How many jazz musicians does it take to replace a lightbulb? A-one, a-two, a one-two-three-four! Credit: reddit @zakludick, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of new.things