At least he didn't say "cum-free"... Natural remedies are awesome. A friend of mine owned plant nurseries for most of her life, and know makes all kind of tinctures. Every time I have an outschie that does not go away quickly, she hooks me up with arnica or comfrey or whatever is perfect. And her stuff works! Got to stay clear of her cookies, though, she has a high tolerance and a quarter of her cookies give me quite the trip.

I lived together with my ex wife for quite a while. I've learned a lot then, mainly that I can be quite obsessive with small things. So I worked on that for the last decade, and I hope I'll be able to apply it right this time. She deserves it. And we're going to move into a place that is new for both of us. That will make it easier.