Hahahah, I was with the missus one time in a fancy Italian's and she ordered some sardine nonsense as a starter and it came out. Two big sardines with their heads on on some toast. She freeaked out and looked like a proper fanny when she was exclaiming to the waiter that she couldn't eat them. He was pure baffled because that's what she ordered.
One of my kids put his links sandwich on the TV cabinet the other day, the greasy links gently rolled out and off the thing on to the floor. Brown sauce and smeg everywhere. I wasn't happy! 😀😀😀
