Latin? ... today it would pass, count the words and attach a bonus. Not great really is it? I do intend to improve that part. I don't know who good these Python language detection API libraries are but will soon find out.
It's fake Latin, used to make copy on website pages for mock ups. Just occurred to me when I was reading your post, it could be 500 words of Actifit rubbish. Be interesting to see if there is an intelligent reader.
Although nothing will beat the phrase, "you may be a leeching arsehole" makes me laugh every time I read it.