I've had charity shop shoes, but I'm fussy. I think it's really old shoes in museums that make me feel queasy...

Jamie made me laugh the other day. I was reading to him about a find on the beach in Wales - a heap of Victoria shoes washed up. They reckon they were probably from a shipwreck, a crate of shoes stuck in the mud and then broken up and released after being preserved for so long in the muck.

Jamie: All those soles, lost at sea.

But seriously, the thought makes me gag...