You and your big eared beagly writing...May it never cease.
Just so you know, I haven't broken my phone screen yet meesterspartypants...although I often find myself on the wrong end of, why is your phone balanced precariously on the edge of the bath while you have a bubble bath?
He then breaks into a long list of what will happen if my phone falls in the bath, none of which are very pleasant, and I promptly move my phone...until next time.
Becca 🌷