Honestly, I'd probably try some of that stuff, just to see what crocodile tastes like. And good to know there's beer.

And that would be an even better news:

"German traveler posing as 19 yo female swedish backpacker gets eaten for BBQ. 'We noticed the scam at first bite. The meat was stringy and bitter, nothing compared to what 19 yo swedish females usually taste like.' says G.K.P., one of the innocent grillers that fell for the elaborate fraud. After the initial shock, they sued the German government for 5 million AUD, for 'letting sick fockers like that out in the first place.'(The original text was 78 words longer, but our lawyers urged us to scrap the swear words used by G.K.P.)"