Nice! Like a mirror. You know outta 8 billion people, less than 2% of the population has green eyes? #6—last on the list.

I have this issue where I think everything's funny and I imagined your student being a young boy, I laughed out loud so loud the whole way through your article like, this is comedy gold. = }

There's a couple of you on here who, if I didn't know, I'd think English is your primary language. Plenty of native English speakers I've seen here who should be embarrassed for their grammar. You're not one of them.