I'm not a "watch guy." All I want in a watch is an analog dial with hours and minutes. I'm fascinated by mechanical movements and traditional watchmaking, but I can't justify buying a showcase timepiece based on that with my current budget. I definitely don't want any more connected gadgets. I begrudgingly accept the nigh-unavoidability of smartphones, and I knowingly trade some privacy and security risk for the connectivity and functionality it offers. I don't text a lot, or use much social media on my phone, as a deliberate choice, so I don't need data on my wrist. I also don't use fitness tracking step-counting gizmos. So I have zero interest in a "smartwatch" of any kind now.