RE: Pot Noodled

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nonameslefttouse in #life • 11 months ago (edited)

You can just do that shout for free but it's way cooler when you're wearing expensive furs and a grill while holding a hyena back with a gold chain so it doesn't run into the spinny parts on the back of the choppa.

And yeah tigers eat noodles but really they're only intestines. Just don't tell the tiger and they won't know the difference.

Filling the pool with noodles. It's common. That's where the whole idea of pool noodles comes from. I don't recommend eating those foams ones though. Kinda chewy.

11 months ago in #life by nonameslefttouse

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meesterboom 11 months ago

I just tried the shout and lo and behold I was amazed when a horde of people dressed straight as if they waltzed off a Mad Max move ran up to me and started hustling me toward a big fan that I keep in my room for the summer months.

So now I have seven more mouths to feed and the worst of it is is that I didn't win or even play the damn lotto.

Those foamy noodles. They might not be edible but have you noticed how many people have actually tried judging by the bite marks

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nonameslefttouse 11 months ago

Yeah, I know those people. Ate all my cereal and left. Didn't even rinse the bowls and I think one shit in the ducts because every time the furnace cuts in you have to open a window. Hired a cat to go down there and investigate but she hasn't returned yet. Been hearing a lot of scratching and complaining so maybe the shit is just baked on or something. Only been a week though so I'll give it more time. I'm not hard to work for. Very patient. "Take your time and do it right the first time."

And yeah I noticed those marks. Pretty sure it's because they made that stupid rule about not eating before swimming. Those people aren't floating out there dude. Starving to death.

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meesterboom 11 months ago

Good job they never shat in your cereal as you would never know.

Cats are funny but shrewd, Isuspect you will be hearing from that cat pretty soon. Its what cats do.

You think if you were floating and starving you would eat the sea, hasn't it got plankton in it. If you just drank pints and pints and pints of it surely you could filter out all those good nutrients. Of course you would have to enema-ise the water first to purify the salt out but that's a small price to pay for some shrimp

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nonameslefttouse 11 months ago

I actually prefer my seafood salted. And especially if there's no garlic butter available. Gotta have some seasoning. Plus salty things make me thirsty anyway. Seems like one could be fairly efficient out there lost at sea. Like floating along the smorgasbord.

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meesterboom 11 months ago

It would be as they call it, a closed loop. Salty goodness, watery goodness, salty goodness. A bit like being an incontinent fluffer on a porn shoot!

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nonameslefttouse 11 months ago

Exactly like that!

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