A Very Boring Post About Chores

Don't read this. Seriously, don't read it. This is arguably the most uninteresting, content-free blog I'll write. You'd be better off reading literally any other content on any website. I'm just writing while I chew my bland food.

I woke up at 7:45 a.m. (which is equivalent to p.m. for me due to night shifts), so there went most of the day. At least I slept quite a lot. Then I went straight to the things I knew I'd be doing: dishes (which took about 2 hours because they seriously piled up), wiping some glass surface from dust, and self-grooming.

Subsequently, I did a little bit of stuff on Hive (simple trade orders, liquidity pools), then I went to take a shower with some more self-grooming. Man... I waste a lot of time, but at least I'm quite clean. It's a good thing to appear clean at work... it helps me hide the blandness of my day-to-day life.

6 hours later, and now I'm eating a bland meal (bananas and dry oats with milk) because it's quicker than the meal I actually wanted to eat. Quickness is preferred because I only have only a couple of hours left to sleep after this. Not to mention, it's healthy.

Sometimes I don't care about quickness and healthiness, but today was just that type of bland day where it would just hurt me more to do anything else.

The oat dust is tickling my throat and I'm still chewing through all these oats. This might take longer than I anticipated, so I'm going to stop writing and chew faster.

For those of you still reading this absolute drivel (which I hope is 0 people), I simply don't understand why or how you managed to get this far. Please, for the love of all that is good in this world, go live your life! Hopefully I'll join you soon.

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Lol 😂 I’m off..

I have a goofy ass comment for you but I’ll wait for another one of your boring day/posts🙈

Makes sense - let's keep this post and its comments as bland and boring as humanly possible.

Your first line felt like a personal challenge.
Surprisingly, it was satisfying to read a mundane post. I've been in a Courtroom all this week so I could report on a trial of a local School Board Member for extortion and other trials. He was convicted, which was satisfying - but the process was surprisingly exhausting.

Each day I would listen intently and write 25+ pages of notes, and then come home and condense that into something approachable and relatively concise.

I've never attempted to report on a trial before so it was definitely a learning experience for me. In any event my brain is fried!

!BBH !ALIVE !SLOTH !PIZZA

I had a feeling that opening line would have the opposite intended effect, but just hoped nobody would actually read past that. I suppose not lol.

Congratulations on hitting the outcome you desired!

I do have some other prewritten content from my residency adventures in which I condensed quite a bit of information into something more palatable. I'll publish those eventually. At least they should be somewhat interesting to read!

This is what it should be, just talk it out. 🤜🏻🤛🏻

But why would anybody read it? 😂

I hope you get this time back in spades!

Don't worrie My time worth nothing sometimes homie, no drama u know the freecompliments is for this.
To keep the head up and the mental health

PIZZA!

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