LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 2/25/2025

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Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 2/25/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 3-4-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for 2-17-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 2-17-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 34 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@cursephantom11
@logen9f22-3
@holovision.cash14
@servelle25-6
@crazyphantombr17
@astym28-9
@yeckingo1210-11
@henruc112
@sylmarill113
@ieronimus214-15
@irvet216-17
@manuvert118
@thatcryptodave119
@middle-earthling220-21
@nastyforce122
@efmm223-24
@amaari225-26
@zionic.leo227-28
@anonyvoter129
@savvytester230-31
@edgerik132
@astramar233-34

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 9 which belongs to our lucky winner:

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@astym, 34 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Please add me for the draw- @middle-earthling 🍺🍕☕
Congrats @astym
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Glad you're enjoying the LOLZ burner raffle! 🤗😎

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everyday!
!LOL

It would mean that you would be disappointed when the !LOLZ burner bot encounters issues again. 🤔🤯😅 !DIY

What rock band has a huge ghost following?
The Boo Boo Dolls.

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Don't be shy - share some DIY!

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Chuck Norris once went on a bicycle ride
and accidentially won the Tour de France.

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What do cats cook for dinner when they're in a hurry?
Minute Mice

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PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
@savvytester(2/5) tipped @crazyphantombr

Here's my first !LOLZ entry for the latest LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😏 !DIY

My house-mate is terrified of negative numbers
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.

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I hear Sasquatch makes bowls out of clay
He's a hairy potter

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Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

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Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

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What did the full glass say to the empty glass?
You look drunk!

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Why did Mickey Mouse get a pie on his face?
Because Donald ducked!

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What do you call a dead magician?
An abra-cadaver.

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Why was the banana denied bail?
Every judge knows bananas splits.

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I don't want my wife any longer.
Her height is perfect.

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?
A taxidermist takes only your skin.

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What were restaurants called during the Jurassic?
Diner-saurs.

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Introspection sucks
If you think about it.

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I threw a boomarang a few years ago that never came back.
I now live in constant fear.

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Par-mesean

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An atom walks into a bar and says I think I lost an electron in here
Bartender: Are you positive?

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!HUG

It is raining so hard we may need an Ark
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If you ever get the chance to go to India
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Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up literally everything.

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