LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 9/13/2024

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Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 9/13/2024

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 11-20-2024 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Dis is fine man. !LOLZ !BBH !DOOK Thanks and gud luck eberyone!


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They have 1/400 DOOK left to drop today.
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What's a dry orange good for?
Nothing at all. It's juiceless.

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@pepetoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(5/10)
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Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP


YOU HAVE BEEN !PIMP SLAPPED!
Thank you for being an !LOLZ supporter.

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @pepetoken! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

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!lolz

Two men stole a calender
They each got six months.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(4/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOL

Me and my mates are in a band called Duvet.
We're a cover band.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(3/10)
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!LOLZ
!BBH

I don't think the flounder I caught today was very happy with me.
He kept looking at me kinda sideways.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ironshield

(5/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

@lolz.burner! @ironshield likes your content! so I just sent 1 BBH to your account on behalf of @ironshield. (2/100)

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!lolz

What do cats cook for dinner when they're in a hurry?
Minute Mice

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of verterus

(1/4)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!lol

I stayed up all night trying to find where the sun was.
Then it dawned on me.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

Here's my first !LOLZ entry for the LOLZ burner bot's raffle post for today! 😎 !DIY

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?
The stock market.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(6/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

3 days remaining before the 10 winners of the !LOLZ burner bot's post with more than 2,100 comments gets announced! 😎😅 !DIY

When is a door not a door?
When it's a jar

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(7/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

!lolz

I went to the doctors to see him about my memory loss.
But I forgot to mention it to him.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(2/6)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!lolz
!WINE

How do you make a cheese puff?
Chase it around the block.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of imno

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ
!BBH

Where do elephants hide?
They paint their toenails red and hide in strawberry patches!

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(6/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

@lolz.burner! @servelle likes your content! so I just sent 1 BBH to your account on behalf of @servelle. (4/5)

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!LOLZ 🤣

What is a golfer's favorite type of cheese?
Par-mesean

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOLZ 🤣

Being a waiter may not be a very glamorous job
But at least it puts food on the table.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ

Bruce Lee was fast.
But not as fast as his brother Sudden Lee.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

Burn

!LOLZ

Why are Dolphins so successful at dating?
They always click with one another!

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(6/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ

We all need to learn to live with our mistakes.
Which is why I still live with my parents.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(1/8)
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!LOLZ

The person who invented the umbrella actually wanted to call it the 'brella.'
But he hesitated.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(2/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM


YOU HAVE BEEN !PIMP SLAPPED!
Thank you for being an !LOLZ supporter.

!LOLZ

My neighbors listen to really good music.
Whether they like it or not.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/8)
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!LOLZ !HUG

If at first you don't succeed...
... sky diving is not for you!

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(5/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP