Tell you what, buddy: you slap one of those in the mail (same standard PO Box as before), and I won't publish those photos of what really went down between you and "your guy".

Greasy palms? That's one way to put it, I suppose... ;)

In all seriousness, stuff like this is the reason to get into collecting comics. It's so absurd as to rewrite the laws of decency. The fact this even has its own letter column is an extra spicy delight! Thanks for sharing, my dude.